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bunsterjonez:

davids-high-kick:

He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

He usually travels with his Captain Jack costume wherever he films because that way he can visit hospitals in the area in costume. He says it makes the kids happy and he gets to practice his improv skills at the same time.

Johnny Depp everybody

This man seriously. He is so perfect

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lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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asadfarook:

little Korrasami-something before I go to bed.
I’ll do some serious art during the weekend, work has been keeping me occupied. C:

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yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

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  • Question: Wait I'm sorry for being behind but what's going on with Korra? I had a busy day and missed everything. Is it cancelled? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    korrasane:

    Hi anon! No need to apologize! I didn’t find out until hours after the news was released anyway, so we’re on the same page. :) 

    And no, LoK is NOT cancelled! Nickelodeon pulled the remaining episodes (episodes 9-13) from airing on television. In other words, we won’t be able to watch Book 3 on television anymore.

    But there is some good (as good as it’s going to get, at least) news. 

    We will still get to see the remaining episodes. The official ‘Legend of Korra’ Facebook page recently made a post (x) saying that the episodes will be uploaded on a week-by-week basis to the Nick.com site, Hulu, Amazon, Google Play, Xbox, and other platforms for fans to stream, download, and purchase. 

    Episode 8, titled “The Terror Within”, will air on Friday night at 8PM EST. It will be the last episode of the book to air on television. 

    Episode 9, titled, “The Stakeout” will be uploaded sometime next Friday on the video streaming sites that I listed previously. The remaining episodes will be uploaded in the same fashion as the preceding eps, with one new episode each week (excluding the two-episode finale). 

    If Nick continues the week-by-week schedule, then we will get the Book 3 finale on August 22, 2014. 

    NOTE: Knowing that Nickelodeon site has been region-locked in the past, I’m assuming that only U.S. residents will get to see the new episodes. BUT, there will be people that will screen-record the episodes and upload them to various video streaming sites (ones that are free, if you catch my drift). International viewers will be able to view the episodes. I guarantee that. 

    ALSO (IMPORTANT FOR INTERNATIONAL VIEWERS):  If you don’t want to wait until someone records the episodes and uploads them on their own, you can bypass Nick.com’s site restrictions (or any site, for that matter). I would highly, highly recommend downloading Hola. It’s a browser extension that you add to Firefox, Chrome, and Internet Explorer. It also works on the Windows and Mac OS operating systems, as well as mobile (iPhone/iPad and Android). 

    All of you have to do, after the extension is installed, is click on the fire icon in the right-hand corner of your browser and select what country you’re accessing the site from. In this case, since you want to access material that is strictly in the U.S., you would select ‘United States’ in the list of countries that you’re given, and voila! Just head over the to the Nick.com site and you’ll be able to view whatever content you want!

    It works. It really does. I used Hola to watch the leaked Book 3 episodes that were accidently uploaded to the MundoNick website (MundoNick is Nick’s affiliate that’s based out of Mexico)! 

    And one more thing: WE WILL STILL BE GETTING BOOK 4. DON’T FRET. (x

    If anyone has any other questions, feel free to send them my way!

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stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

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fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."

And then she proceeded to tell me:

"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."

Cat ladies are awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

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puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

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i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

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